And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
