So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
thus making me awesome and them whores
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
My vagina just recognized that song.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
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