You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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