I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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