I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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