I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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