Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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