Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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