good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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