Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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