scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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