Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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