chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Dicks are not precious.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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