Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
