just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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