she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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