don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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