Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
that is very illegal...i love you.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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