I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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