So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Randomize
