you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Randomize
