She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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