I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Randomize
