I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
