I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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