Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She announced her abortion via fbk
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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