So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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