i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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