that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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