so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
