Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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