Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
