You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Be still, my beating vagina.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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