Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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