It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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