Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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