can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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