But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i will never coherently bang her
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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