His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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