just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Your penis caused this!
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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