do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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