i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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