I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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