I feel like abortions should bother me more
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Shame - the story of my life.
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