Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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