the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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