brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
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