singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
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