whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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