1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
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