And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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