gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
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