I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
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