I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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